"Lesbians"
 

1 . What do you call a pantry full of lesbians?

A licker cabinet.


2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?

A Klondyke.


3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?

Militia Etheridge.


4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?

Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.


5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?

Fur Traders.


6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called?

A Lickalotapuss.


7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?

Well Hung.


8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?

She was found face down in Ricki Lake.


9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?

Even the pool table doesn't have balls.


10. What do you call lesbian twins?

Lick-a-likes.


11. What's the definition of confusion?

Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.


12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker.


13. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 state workers?

100 people that don't do dick.

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