"Making Love"
 

The Italian says, "When I've a finished a makina da love withah my
wife, I
go down and a gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats 6 inches
above a da bed in ecstasy."

The Frenchman replies, zat is noting, when Ah've finished making ze
love
with ze wife, Ah kiss all ze way down her body, and zen Ah lick za
soles of
her feet wiz mah tongue, and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure
ecstasy."

The redneck says, "That aint nothing. When I've finished porkin the ole

lady, I git out of bed, walk over to the winder and wipe my weener on
the curtains. She hits the freakin' ceiling!!!

:beer:


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