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never lie to mom
 
Moms are quick! You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't

help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was.

Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of the platonic relationship between Brian and Jennifer,

and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there

was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking,

but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates..'

About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner,

I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'

Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote:

__________________________________________________ ________
Dear Mom,

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you

'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever

since you were here for dinner.

Love, Brian
__________________________________________________ ________

Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:
__________________________________________________ __

Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep

with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed,

she would have found the gravy ladle by now.

Love, Mom

LESSON OF THE DAY –



NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER


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Kap142 05-14-2009 02:37 PM

That's just awsome. Reminds me of a friend I had in college...........

THOR 05-14-2009 11:24 PM

Never try to fool MOM!!! :lmao::lmao:

dvdcta 05-15-2009 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RSS Feed (Post 89499)
Moms are quick! You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't

help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was.

Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of the platonic relationship between Brian and Jennifer,

and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there

was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking,

but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates..'

About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner,

I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'

Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote:

__________________________________________________ ________
Dear Mom,

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you

'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever

since you were here for dinner.

Love, Brian
__________________________________________________ ________

Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:
__________________________________________________ __

Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep

with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed,

she would have found the gravy ladle by now.

Love, Mom

LESSON OF THE DAY –



NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER


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:thumbsup: :thumbsup: That was good lmao!!!

Shadow 05-15-2009 06:02 AM

:rofl1::lmao::lmao::rofl1:


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