Have you ever...
 

Just gotten finished washing/polishing only to have a bird Shizit on your car?:banghead: WTF?
Washed it last night, polished it today, hung out by the shead for awile jammin' out drinking a few brewskies, then when I went to park it bingo:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: .:nonod:
Anyway, I was bored so, I thought i'd put up this thread.

~Ray

its always rain for me. 1-2 hr detailing, get a good nights sleep only to wake up to rain or rain ed during the night. Sucks to not have a garage anymore!! :banghead:

You know he was up in a tree watching you and just waiting for you to finish.

I've had one do it to me too.

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:lmao: :rofl1:

This could be you........ :eek: :ack2:

Payback...
 

:lmao: Obviously a bird hunter!:rofl1: :rofl1:

Every Corvette should come standard with a 12 gauge loaded with birdshot......... :reddevil: If anyone asks what you are doing, tell them that you are a bird watcher and on occasion there might be a bird you can't identify at a distance, so you need to "Audobon" it so you can make a positive ID.

For those of you who don't know this, John James Audobon SHOT most of the birds he used as subjects in his drawings. (http://www.audubon.org/nas/jja.html). A dirty little fact that the present Audobon Society probably would rather not think about. :lmao:

When I was stationed in Okinawa, years ago, I owned a little Toyota. I parked it under a tree one night outside the dorm, only to find it covered front to back with bat guano the next morning. :eek: Apparently they roost there at night. Who knew?:nonod:

:eek: Don't think I've ever seen bat guano and I KNOW I don't ever want to!