Why we split up
 

She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.

Then I caught her spending $65 on make-up. And I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.

She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

I told her that was what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.

:rofl1:

:lmao:

Bwahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa:lmao: