WORDS WITH "TWO" MEANINGS
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (k o-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7 . REMOTE CONTROL ( ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female... A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes. AND: He said : I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said : You wear pants don't you? He said : Shall we try sw apping positions tonight? She said : That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart! He said : What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said : Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said : How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? She said: We don't know; it has never happened. He said : Why are married women heavier than single women? She said : Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. |
That is a good one.
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Just too funny!!! but we all have been there
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