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9T8Vette 06-04-2006 09:16 PM

Balls
 
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MASTERCARD WEDDING

You gotta love this guy... This is a true story about a recent
Wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local
Newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a large wedding with
about 300 guests...

At the reception after the wedding, the groom got up on stage
with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank
everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at
their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and
to
thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a
token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a
special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's
chair, including the wedding party, was an envelope. He said this was his
gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila
envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The
groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just
watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the
dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the
marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people
would have canceled the
wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this
guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a
300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family
members. This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we
might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this:

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends........$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion.....$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui....$8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the
Bride and the best man having sex..........Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else
there's MASTERCARD

Rich Z 06-05-2006 01:47 AM

Man, that guy not only has BALLS, he has self control to control his outward facial expressions that the inscrutable orientals would be green with envy over. I know damn right well I couldn't have done it without giving myself away. Just the grinding together of my teeth would be a dead giveaway.

MADN3SS 06-05-2006 02:00 PM

That takes mega balls. Like Rich, I don't think I would be able to control my emotions. Wow.

Mark Dalton 06-05-2006 06:26 PM

That's just awesome! Not sure I would've had the cajones to do it.:rofl1:

Hot Pursuit 06-06-2006 12:02 AM

Normally their not that cool about it, and were responding to a shots fired call!:hehehe:

Rich Z 06-06-2006 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hot Pursuit
Normally their not that cool about it, and were responding to a shots fired call!:hehehe:

LOL! Out here in the country, whenever I hear a gunshot in the distance, I turn to my wife and say "Sounds like another domestic argument has been settled....." Yeah, warped sense of humor, I know.... :hehehe:


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