Smart monkey!
 

Guy strolls into a bar for a quick one...with his pet monkey on his shoulder.
Set the monkey on the bar, nice little dude, and started talking with the guy next to him.
The monkey heard the fun in the back of the bar where some were playing pool. He hopped up on the table, everyone stopped, commenting on how cute he was.
Little guy picked up the Q ball, popped it in his mouth and swallowed reeeel hard.
Well, with the money on the game being won by the loudmouth of the bunch, he was not happy and started raising hell about the monkey.
Barkeep found his owner, told him what he did and asked for resitution. "So sorry, here's a 20 and I'll just get the hell outa here". No problem.

Couple weeks later he happened by again and figured the Q ball thing had blown over.
He sits down at the bar, warns his monkey to stay away from the pool table and proceeds to strike up conversation.
Meantime, monkey dude strolls down the bar and stops in front of this nice lady having a martini. He was fascinated.
Reached into her glass and fished out the olive....looked it over....turned around, still on the bar in front of the lady who was curious to see what he was going to do, and stuck it up his ass before her eyes. Then he pulled it back out, popped it in his mouth and swallowed.
The lady was creeped out and started screaming. The barkeep heard the commotion and went to see. Sure enough there was the monkey. When she told him what the monkey had done he went to find the owner.
Told him what his monkey just did....the guy said he was not surprised.
"What the hell does that mean?" said the barkeep.
After the incident with the Q ball a couple weeks back he's been measuring his food before he eats it.

:rolleyes: :lmao: