Out drinking
 

I went out drinking the other night and ended up at a club chatting with an
older woman. She looked okay for a 57-year-old.

We drank a bit, had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I'd ever had a
Sportsman's Double.

"What's that?" I asked.

"It a mother and daughter threesome," she said.

I said, "No."

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.

We went back to her place, and as she turned on the hall light and shouted
upstairs: "Mom, you still awake?"

:eek: :eek: :eek: :rofl1:

:rofl1: :rofl1: :rofl1:

don't remember where I got that one from. Normally I'd give credit.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha:dancer01:

Coulda been worse.......she coulda yelled "Ma......Granny .....git it down here raht now!"
Andy

:eek: :ack2: :rofl1: :rofl1: :rofl1:

Oh man that is a good one...

That put a smile on my face, GOOD ONE.