"Coma"
 

A woman was in a coma and nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath.
One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a
response on the monitor when she touched her.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "Crazy as
this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of
the coma."

The husband was skeptical, but they assured that they'd close the curtains
for privacy.

The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few
minutes the woman's monitor flat lined; no pulse, no heart rate.

The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" they cried.

The husband screamed, she choked to death!!!"

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