The Polite Way to Pee
 

The Polite Way to Pee
>
> During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners,
asked her students the following question:
>
> 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,
> how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'
>
> Michael said, 'Just a minute, I have to go pee.' The teacher responded
> by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.'
>
> 'What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
>
> Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom.
> I'll be right back.'
>
> 'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the
> word 'bathroom' at the dinner table.'
> 'And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us
> your good manners?'
>
> 'I would say, 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to
> shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after
> dinner.'
>
> The teacher fainted...
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