or the one "I love my country buy fear my government" that should help,maybe bring a book "the life and times of charles manson" goodluck bro,remember if you have to waste your time there make everyone else miserable around you.talk about yourself in the third person smile at everyone laugh outloud for no reason,I suggest beans and broccili for breakfast that morning.
If that dosent work ask why they cant just put court on tv and people call in like american idol,they should think your
PS I've put aside bond money just in case