Rich,
Gotta hand it to the dog....he's got good taste. Marked his territory properly.
Still, I think I would have layed a turd on her door handle.
(She most likely would have eaten it thinking it was a chocolate eclaire.....)
BTW...making her clean it off was priceless. How many teeth did she have? When I went to school up there I was amazed at the single digit IQ's and all the same last names. Made for a very thin phone book.
You know you would like to have a picture of it now. lol
BC