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Originally Posted by C6Flatfoot
Bad move! 
In front of witnesses! 
Not only will you be charged with a Battery, you'll need to hire a lawyer to defend you. 
Besides that, the jerk can pick up a phone book, and get a lawer for free to sue you in civil court! Even if he doesn't win, you'll have to hire a lawyer again to defend yourself. 
The satisfaction of cleaning the car with the jerk just isn't worth the consequences. 
Just my 2 cents worth. |
That is where patience and strategy comes into play. The law would not do anything about someone pissing on your car. That also implies that the law will do nothing about things you may want to do in return. Especially if there are no witnesses and no proof. If that is the way the system is, then use it to your own advantage when warranted.
Along the same line, suppose you are having an argument with someone and they simply spit in your face? Most people could not resist trying to forcibly press the spitter's nose out the back of their head, but realistically, will not that sort of response land you with an assault charge? What IS a suitable response, legally?