[Rich Z]

A Mr. Smith was speeding down the highway when an officer got behind him and flashed his lights to pull over. Mr. Smith knowing this ticket would suspend his license anxiously thought of a plan to get out of the ticket. When the officer came to his window and asked what the hurry was Mr. Smith blurted out, I have a dead hooker in the trunk, Drugs in the glove box, and a highly destructive bomb under the seat! The officer ran back to his squad car to radio for back up, the bomb squad, the swat team, and his superior officier. Only 15 minutes passed until the car was completely surrounded by police. The commanding officer yelled over the loud speaker for the suspect Mr. Smith to exit the vehicle with hands up and lay on the ground. The superior officer started to go though the car and found no dead hooker, no drugs, and no bomb. The superior went to Mr. Smith and said, "My officer says you had a dead hooker in the trunk, a glove box full of drugs, and a bomb under the seat, what the hell is going on!" Mr. Smith replied, "I bet that lying son of a bitch told you I was speeding too!"