Four tourists are walking down a sidewalk and see a sign on a bar:
ALL DRINKS 25 CENTS
They can't figure it out,
so they decide to go in.
They sit down at the bar and order four whiskeys. The bartender brings the drinks and says, "That'll be one dollar."
The whiskeys are top shelf, chilled to the right temp. They order another round.
The bartender brings the drinks and says, "One dollar."
One of the men says, "This is great. Super atmosphere, great drinks, only twenty-five cents! How do you do it?"
The bartender says, "I'm the owner. I won the lottery, but I always wanted to own a bar. So, I bought this place, remodeled, and want to give back to the community."
The drinkers tell him how great that is. However, one of the says, "What about those people down at the end of the bar. They are just standing around, not drinking. What's their story?"
"Oh them," the bartender replies, "they're retirees. They're waiting for happy hour"
