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Christian One Liners
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> Don't let your worries get the
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> best of you; remember, Moses started
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> out as a basket case.
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> Some people are kind, polite, and
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> sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.
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> Many folks want to serve God,
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> but only as advisors.
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> It is easier to preach ten sermons
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> than it is to live one.
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> The good Lord didn't create anything
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> without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
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> When you get to your wit's end,
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> you'll find God lives there.
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> People are funny; they want the front
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> of the bus, the middle of the road, and
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> the back of the church..
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> (I don't get motion sickness there)
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> Opportunity may knock once, but temptation
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> bangs on your front door forever.
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> Quit griping about your church;
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> if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.
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> If the church wants a better preacher,
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> it only needs to pray for the one it has.
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> God Himself does not propose to judge
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> a man until he is dead. So why should you?
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> Some minds are like concrete
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> Peace starts with a smile.
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> I don't know why some people
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> change churches; what difference does
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> A lot of church members who are singing
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> 'Standing on the Promises'
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> are just sitting on the premises.
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> We were called to be witnesses,
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> not lawyers or judges..
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> Be ye fishers of men. You catch
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> them - He'll clean them.
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> Coincidence is when God
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> chooses to remain anonymous.
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> Don't put a question mark
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> Don't wait for 6 strong men
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> Forbidden fruits create many jams.
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> God doesn't call the qualified,
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> He qualifies the called.
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> God grades on the cross, not the curve.
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> God loves everyone, but probably prefers
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> 'fruit of the spirit' over a 'religious
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> God promises a safe landing,
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> not a calm passage.
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> He who angers you, controls you!
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> If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!
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> Prayer:
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> Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!
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> The task ahead of us is never as
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> great as the Power behind us.
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> The Will of God never takes you to
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> where the Grace of God will not protect you.
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> We don't change the message,
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> the message changes us
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> You can tell how big a person is
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> The best mathematical equation
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> 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.
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