Top 10 Ways Hillary Can Win...

1. Shed a tear and maybe I'll win...

2. Put Monica on the ticket with me and maybe I'll win...

3. Nah, she stains easy, maybe Rosie and maybe I'll win...

4. Have Obama's illegitimate child and maybe I'll win...

5. Pull a Lorraine Bobbit on Bill and maybe I'll win...

6. Smoke Fidel's Cigar and maybe I'll win...

7. Out Osama Bin Ladin @ the 7 eleven on Main St. and Third and maybe I'll win.

8. Adopt a puppy and give it to Ellen Degeneres and maybe I'll win...

9. Make an appointment with Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon and maybe I'll win..

10. And the top tenth way Hillary Can Win - Resign as president from the O.J. Simpson Murder of the Month Book Club...

Time to come clean.Ya really have a crush on her.