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"Jamaican Sandals"

While on vacation a married couple walked into a shoe store.

The Salesman said to them, I have some very special Jamaican sandals I think
you would be interested in.

Dey make you wild at sex. Well, the wife was really interested in buying the
sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need
them, being the sex god he was.

The husband asked the man, 'How could sandals make you into a sex freak?'
The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mon.

So, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on.

As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes,

something his wife hadn't seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, the
husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked
down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the
Jamaican's hips.

The Jamaican then began screaming,

'You got dem on da wong feet mon!!!!

You got dem on da wong feet mon!!!'

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