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Unread 07-12-2006, 04:17 PM   #1
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Default Koala bear smoking a joint

A koala is sitting up a gum tree ... smoking a joint







when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says,








"Hey Koala ! What are you doing?"


The koala says:

"Smoking a joint, come up and have some."



So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and



they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his


mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.

But


the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and

falls into the river.



A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and


helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard:


"What's the matter with you?"



The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned


and then fell into the river while taking a drink.



The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into


the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting


finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"









So the koala looks down at him and says:




"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much


water did you drink?!!"
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