We just got a brand new 2007 Chrysler 300C
We just got a brand new 2007 Chrysler 300C with the coolest radio you have ever seen. The radio is voice activated. I was showing the radio to my neighbor and I said, "Watch this!" "Nelson"! The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie" .... I replied and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.
My neighbor liked the car and the radio so much he bought one himself. He called a few days later to tell me that "I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven', I'd get beautiful classical music, ... and if I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs.
One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new Chrysler 300C, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, ..... "Ass Holes!"
The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on booze.
Damn, I LOVE THIS CAR.
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