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Unread 05-02-2008, 09:50 PM   #1
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Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women
#10. You can trade an old 45 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he'll probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo!
#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!


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And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!
Very true, but if I had to pay a transfer tax, get fingerprinted, get CLEO and BATF approval to mess with women, I'm not sure I'd do it!
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