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Unread 01-08-2007, 10:20 AM   #11
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We have no "EGO'S" in the Tampabay Vettes Club or allow them!!!


A Corvette owner with a C5 was so paranoid about the size of his willy that he could never work up the courage to have sex. Then one day he fell in love with another Corvette owner with a new C6.

One fine evening, they went back to her place. She put on some soft music and led him into the bedroom. Totally mortified, he told her of his problem.

"Don't worry," She said. "I'm a nurse. I won't laugh."

Blushing the man drops his trousers. "It's OK," she said. "I've seen lots smaller than that."

"Really?" the relieved guy asked.

She nodded. "Yes," she chuckled,

"I used to work in the maternity unit."

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Unread 01-08-2007, 03:06 PM   #12
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you own a C5...Don't you?
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Unread 01-08-2007, 05:35 PM   #13
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I could really get along with.

First, thanks Jim I'll see you guys on Sunday. Got the directions and such, great.

Second, Ynkedad, I think Jimmy Buffet is right in so many ways. I am growning older but I refuse to grow up.

I am not seeking a tight (up tight) group just folks who have fun and ya know what? Lady Lake is only a fun drive away.

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Unread 01-08-2007, 05:37 PM   #14
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I own one of those Texas sized C3's
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Unread 01-08-2007, 05:50 PM   #15
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Unread 01-08-2007, 06:27 PM   #16
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FYI... the Villages (retirement community) has nightly gatherings at their two squares. Live bands or DJ's (starting at 5pm) W/dancing etc..(happy hour is 5-7pm). On Tuesday and Thursdays they have vendors (no car products though).
Check their site out. www.thevillages.com ...It's a laid back atmosphere consisting of mostly retirees, but the festivities (except for golfing) is open to the public. I know Tom Adams and some of his friends are planning to come up for a visit in the near future.
Also, on the 3rd Saturday of every month, they hold a Classic Auto Show in the town square. I go regularly.
Anyway, I just thought i'd put it out there in the event anyone wanted to check it out sometime.
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What do you take Medamusil or another laxative?
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