Orange...mildly offensive.
So a guy goes into his doctor and complains he's got an orange dick.
The Doctor has the guy drop his pants and is astonished. He's seen red dicks, brown dicks, black dicks, yellow dicks and white dicks. He's even seen blue balls, but he's never seen an orange dick. He gives the guy a lotion and sends him off.
The guy comes back the next week. He says he's still got an orange dick.
The Doctor has the guy drop his pants and is astonished. He's seen red dicks, brown dicks, black dicks, yellow dicks and white dicks. He's even seen blue balls, but he's never seen another orange dick except this one. He gives the guy some pills and sends him off.
The guy comes back the next week. He says he's still got an orange dick.
The Doctor has the guy drop his pants and is astonished. He's seen red dicks, brown dicks, black dicks, yellow dicks and white dicks. He's even seen blue balls, but he's never seen an orange dick except this one. He gives the guy a shot and sends him off.
The guy coes back the next week. He says he's still got an orange dick.
The Doctor has the guy drop his pants and is astonished. He's seen red dicks, brown dicks, black dicks, yellow dicks and white dicks. He's even seen blue balls, but he's never seen an orange dick except this one, and he's given the guy an oinment, pills and a shot, and nothing's working. He decides to try a different technique. He simply asks the guy "Tell me about your sex life."
The guy nods solemnly. "Well, Doc, nothing much has been going on since my wife left. I basically sit around the house watching pornos and eating cheetos."
[Sorry to put you through that, but I had to hear that joke so should you.]
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