Anniversary
Anniversary
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was
really upset. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect
to find a gift in
the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND
IT BETTER BE
THERE."
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there
was a small box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the
driveway, brought
the box back in the house. She opened it and found a
brand new bathroom
scale.
Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for
Friday.
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