A few for the Friday
A Russian, an American,and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian
said,"We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!"said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at
night!"
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IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled
the dice and she landed on Science & Nature.
Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can
you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?" ;
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FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and
asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was
named "Rolex" and one was named "Timex".
Her friend said,"Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"HELLLOOOOOOO.....," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"
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