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Union Man

A dedicated union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.

When he arrived at the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

"No," she replied, "I'm sorry, it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" he asked.

"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she replied.

Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.

His search continued until, finally, he reached a brothel where the madam said, "Why, yes sir, this is a union house."

The man asked, "If I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20," the madam replied.

The man exclaimed, "That's more like it!"

He handed the madam the $100, looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. "I'd like her for the night."

"I'm sure you would, sir," said the madam.

Then gesturing to an 85-year-old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has seniority."
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