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Unread 11-17-2011, 05:14 AM   #1
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I stopped by the Chevrolet Dealership yesterday, for a look at the new ZR1 Corvette. Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new "feel" before they become extinct.

The salesman (a man already wearing an Obama "2012" lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat describing the car and all its "wonderful" options. The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats di...rected warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.

Feeling like messing with him, I mentioned that this must be a Republican car.

Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican car. I explained that if it were an Obama car, the seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round.

I had to walk back to the dealership...damn guy had no sense of humor.

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I got tickets on Groupon for the Tampa International Auto show this week end and I will have to see if I can use that one.
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What is really funny about this is you could put any of the current candidate's names in that joke and you would get the same reaction....They are all blowing smoke up our asses and we keep parting our cheeks wider everytime...LOL
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