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Unread 08-29-2008, 08:01 AM   #11
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John McCain and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barbershop.


As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation for fear it would turn to politics.


As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave.


Obama was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse,"


The second barber turned to McCain and said, "How about you?"


McCain replied, "Go ahead, Cindy doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."
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John McCain and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barbershop.


As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation for fear it would turn to politics.


As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave.


Obama was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse,"


The second barber turned to McCain and said, "How about you?"


McCain replied, "Go ahead, Cindy doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."
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John McCain and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barbershop.


As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation for fear it would turn to politics.


As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave.


Obama was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse,"


The second barber turned to McCain and said, "How about you?"


McCain replied, "Go ahead, Cindy doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."

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