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Unread 12-31-2009, 06:09 PM   #1
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Default my dog

Thanks to the orginal poster:

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her.
She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the Dr. once a year for her checkup, and again during
the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing
is required of her. She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is
much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If
she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of
luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely
free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses
whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a
living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit
me like a brick in the head, Holy CRAP, my dog is a democrat!
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Unread 12-31-2009, 06:46 PM   #2
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and a darnd good one at that. I have 2 of those dems in my house.
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Unread 12-31-2009, 07:32 PM   #3
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Thats funny
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Unread 12-31-2009, 07:32 PM   #4
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3 of those "demo-cats" at my place!
Love them anyway.............
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3 of those "demo-cats" at my place!
Love them anyway.............
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2 dogs and 7 cat's here!!
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This is priceless, need to send this to our "look at the deal I made for Florida" Bill Nelson.
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He spends most of his time sleeping on the porch
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He spends most of his time sleeping on the porch
Who? Nelson?
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ya he's been a sleep scents his trip to space He must be in a coma.
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ya he's been a sleep scents his trip to space He must be in a coma.

A space induced coma...hey, NASA Jack!

I think we've identified a new disease. Strikes only politicians

Is that possible?
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