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Unread 06-05-2008, 07:27 PM   #1
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Default How to clean the toilet.

This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.

1. Put both lids of the toilet up And add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one quick, smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid real fast..
(You may need to stand on the lid)
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, And run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.



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Unread 06-05-2008, 07:54 PM   #2
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I'll try it
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Unread 06-06-2008, 11:58 AM   #3
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The cat looks pissed.
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My sister is a cat lover and would hate this but...DAYUM!
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The cat looks pissed.
you got that right one ticked kitty!!
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ONE ticked off kitty!!!

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Default I am not ready for a swim yet, much less in the toilet

Dont put me in that cramped space in the toilet!! The ocean is much grander and wider!!!!! Plus, I hate the smell of that shampoo!!!!!
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Dayum, I love it. What a unique way to accomplish two important things in one felled swoop. I am truly impressed with this (obvious) MIT approach to a logical project.. I sincerely applaud this far reaching approach!
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