Valentine Message

[IVOZ06]

Here is a nice poem:

WOMAN'S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.





MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****.

[als2052]

YIKES!

[navy2kcoupe]

Originally Posted by SteveK

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Hey !!! That sounds suspisciously like my Dad ! Alright .....who's been taping my old man again!
Andy

[ynkedad]

Originally Posted by IVOZ06

Here is a nice poem:
MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****.

That was Beautiful!
Best poem I've ever read!

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