wild weekend

[sglfladad]

sheesh..where do I get these?

Jim went to the doctor's office to get a double dose of viagra.

The doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a double dose.

"Why not?" asked Jim.

"Because it's not safe," replied the doctor.

"But I need it really bad," said Jim.

"Well, why do you need it so badly?" asked the doctor.

Jim said, "My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my ex-wife will be
here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I
must have a double dose."

The doctor finally relented saying, "Okay, I'll give it to you, but you
have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there
are any side effects."

On Monday, Jim dragged himself in; his right arm in a sling.

The doctor asked, "What happened to you?"

Jim replied, "Nobody showed up."