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Unread 08-11-2007, 04:02 PM   #1
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That's not right
Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive?
Hu Yu Hai Ding

See me ASAP
Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man
Dum Fuk

Small Horse
Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?
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I bumped into a coffee table
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I think you need a face lift
Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here
Wai So Dim

I thought you were on a diet
Wai Yu Mun Ching

This is a tow away zone
No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week
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Staying out of sight
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He's cleaning his automobile
Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive
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Great
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Here's one I'm familiar with:

The rent is due
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Wow, it really does work!
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