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Unread 01-27-2012, 03:32 PM   #1
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Unread 01-27-2012, 04:16 PM   #2
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It must be "new math"
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Unread 01-27-2012, 04:19 PM   #3
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Since I'm sure the judge wouldn't be able to solve the equation either, then no ticket would stick in court.
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Unread 01-27-2012, 07:51 PM   #4
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Built in dash calculator?
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Since I am an engineer I can do algebra in my head but can't write a poem to save my life. I will help the gray hairs here ---> 45.
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Since I am an engineer I can do algebra in my head but can't write a poem to save my life. I will help the gray hairs here ---> 45.
Gray hairs?...I'll remember that next time i see ya...
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Since I am an engineer I can do algebra in my head but can't write a poem to save my life. I will help the gray hairs here ---> 45.
NAW, man............my BRAIN says 45, but my right food disagrees immensely.
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[quote=mickeystoysz16;152333 I will help the gray hairs here ---> 45.[/QUOTE]

How nice is that?
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How nice is that?
Well, we COULD have called us "almost no hairs"!
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