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11-29-2006, 08:54 PM
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Are you tired of telemarketers?
A friend sent this to me today and I lmao on this one!
http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/
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11-29-2006, 09:46 PM
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Location: Lehigh Acres
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 That's from the Bob and Tom show. There are a couple of those out there. Have you heard the one where he's invited to a presidential fund raiser? Funny, funny stuff, all of them!
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Pretty much stock
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11-30-2006, 07:29 AM
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Wassup!!!
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nice way to start the day, with a laugh that is! 
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11-30-2006, 07:48 AM
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11-30-2006, 07:59 PM
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I can't remember the last time I had one. We went cellular a few years ago and have never had a call.  I put the cell number on the national do not call list, too.
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11-30-2006, 10:16 PM
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Location: Largo, FL
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I like how Seinfeld dealt with it in one episode.
Jerry: Hello
TM: Blah, blah, blah.
Jerry: I'm sorry, I'm in the middle of something, can I call you back?
TM: I can't do that.
Jerry: How about if I call you at home?
TM: Uh.
Jerry: You don't like getting phone calls at home?
TM: No
Jerry: Now you know how I feel! Click.
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11-30-2006, 11:55 PM
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CRAZYME
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: VALRICO
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I do not get telemarketers any more :cry:
At first I would get real mad and hang up but then I started having fun and they stopped calling me.
When they called me (did not matter if they were male,female,black, white, yellow or green)
1. Hi, I am not wearing any underwear
2. Are you wearing underwear?
3. What color?
4. I am actually standing here naked as you are talking to me.
5. What is your sexual preference?
They usually hang up by the third question. One lady told me I was nasty and she was putting me on the do not call list, I was pleading with her to please not do it, but she hung up on me. The nerve of some people!!!
I had a guy calling me to sell a time share, I told him I was a nudist and if offered any clothing optional resorts. He said no and continued trying to sell me. I told him I am not wearing any clothes as we speak and I will not wear any clothes at any of their resorts.
He said he could not help me...
Funny thing my doctor said the same thing to me?:-?
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11-30-2006, 11:57 PM
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CRAZYME
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I had a person call my business line,
I answered with my business name.
They said "Is this Pizza Hut?"
Sure I said, Can I take your order.
They are still waiting for their Pizza.... 
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12-01-2006, 01:00 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Crawfordville, FL
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Name : Rich Zuchowski
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I have one of those boat air horns that runs on compressed gas right here on the desk. 
Speaking of horns, has anyone heard the horn on Greg's (Anti Venom) truck.  Man, THAT is enough to wake the dead! Wish I could get it in bottled form....
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12-01-2006, 07:17 AM
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CRAZYME
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Originally Posted by Rich Z
I have one of those boat air horns that runs on compressed gas right here on the desk.
Speaking of horns, has anyone heard the horn on Greg's (Anti Venom) truck. Man, THAT is enough to wake the dead! Wish I could get it in bottled form.... |
Yes I have and Yes it is! 
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