size matters!
Two old ladies were sitting outside the nursing home having a smoke, when it started to rain. One pulled out a condom, cut the end off, slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke.
"That's fantastic," said the second lady. "What is it?"
"It's a condom," replied the first lady. "Get 'em at the chemist."
The next day she visited the chemist and asked for a packet of condoms.
"What size do you want, ma'am?" he asked.
"Doesn't matter", she replied, "as long as it fits a Camel."
The chemist fainted.
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