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Unread 10-30-2007, 01:27 PM   #1
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Default AN OLD MAN......

I was at the mall the other day eating at the food

court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager

sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked

hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and

blue.



The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would

look and find the old man staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically

asked,

'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild

in your life?'



The old man did not bat an eye in his response, 'Got

drunk once and had sex with a peacock.

I was just wondering if you were

my son.'
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Unread 10-30-2007, 03:57 PM   #3
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I had to share this with the whole complex
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Unread 10-31-2007, 12:55 PM   #4
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The old man did not bat an eye in his response, 'Got

drunk once and had sex with a peacock.

I was just wondering if you were

my son.'
You musta seen my Dad. I can see him coming up with a line like that.........even at 91!
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