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A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala
event hosted
by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of
extremely young
idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the
Sergeant Major
for conversation.

'Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very
serious man.
Is something bothering you?'

Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature.'
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and
said,
'It looks like you have seen a lot of action.'
'Yes, ma'am, a lot of action.'

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a
conversation, said,
'You know , you should lighten up a little. Relax and
enjoy yourself.'
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious
manner.
Finally the young lady said, 'You know, I hope you
don't take this
the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?'

'1955, ma'am.'
'Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious.
You really need to chill out!
I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to
a private room where
she proceeded to 'relax' him several times.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare
chest and said,
'Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955.'

The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after
glancing at his watch,

'I hope not; it's only 2130 now.'

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