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Old 11-08-2006, 02:19 PM   #1
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The bus stops and two men get on, sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following...

"Emma come first,

Den I come,

Den two asses come together,

Den I come once-a-more,

Two asses, they come together again,

I come again and pee twice,

Then I come again one lasta time."


The lady can't take this anymore...

"You foul mouthed sex obsessed pig"
she retorted indignantly

"In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about
our sex lives."


"Hey coola down lady" said the man...

"Who's talkin abouta sex, I'm justa tellin' my frienda how to spella
Mississippi"

($5.00 says your gonna read this again)
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Old 11-08-2006, 05:59 PM   #2
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Who do I pay my $5.00 to?? Very funny!!
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Old 11-08-2006, 06:40 PM   #3
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Dang it i owe you 10.00 dollars i had to read it 3 times
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Old 11-09-2006, 08:02 AM   #4
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Owe you $5.00!
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Old 11-09-2006, 11:38 AM   #5
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Damn... I won this bet. I figured it out when it got to the first two "asses"....

Been reading this kind of stuff on the internet for too long, I guess.
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Man, this must be break the bank day.
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