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Old 11-08-2006, 02:31 PM   #1
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Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address:

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a
particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they
spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it
was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left
Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the
following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer
in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he
accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without
realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her
husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory
following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting
messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she
screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his
mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My loving wife
Subject: I've arrived Date: April 6, 2006
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and
have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your
arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey
is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!
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Old 11-08-2006, 05:56 PM   #2
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You get a standing ovation for that one!!
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Old 11-09-2006, 07:38 AM   #3
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That's pretty funny!
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