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10-12-2006, 12:22 AM
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You might be a Corvette owner....
In all due deference to Jeff Foxworthy..... And certainly I would imagine this sort of thing has been posted on all the Corvette message boards, but excuse me, this is NEW to me....
- If you don't know whether or not your windshield wipers even work...
- If you don't even THINK about carrying an umbrella in your car....
- If you carry car cleaning supplies in the trunk...
- If Q-tips are standard fare in your car cleaning kit...
- If you know three or more ways to close your car door without touching any painted surface...
- If you wish all shopping malls had a shuttle service so you wouldn't have to walk so far when you parked the car....
- If before going for a drive, you check the weather channel....
- If you consider your radar detector as "man's best friend"....
- If you only have enough water to wash the vette or take a shower, the vette wins...
- If you could EAT off of any surface on your car at any time...
- If you have ever considered homicide simply because someone allowed their lawn sprinklers to wet the public roadway...
You MIGHT be a Corvette owner..... 
Sorry, these just came off the top of my head. I'm sure I'll think of more later. Chime in with your own if you can think of any....
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10-12-2006, 05:48 PM
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Those are good.
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10-13-2006, 11:29 AM
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yep, I've developed all those habits with the Camaro, so I'm a ready-made 'vette owner. 
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10-17-2006, 09:05 AM
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Those are all good. I have to agree with the above post. You might wanna mention also ".........if you've considered homicide for someone looking at your car the wrong way."
That one seems to p!ss me off.........unless it's another C-body owner.
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-C5 Chevy Corvette - Torch Red
-Gen 3 Pontiac Trans Am - Pearl Black
-B14 Nissan Sentra GXE - Pearl Black
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10-17-2006, 10:13 AM
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10-17-2006, 11:55 AM
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Internet Sanitation Engineer
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Oh.. Oh... I've got another one.....
If you grimace everytime some knucklehead chortles "Yeah, I'll bet that thing can pass anything but a gas station...." 
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10-17-2006, 01:20 PM
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If only those knuckleheads realized that a C5 and C6 get as good a gas mileage as their piece of sh!t car!!!!!!!! Oh, yeah, and I forgot to throw in "and look ten times cooler then they do too!" 
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-C5 Chevy Corvette - Torch Red
-Gen 3 Pontiac Trans Am - Pearl Black
-B14 Nissan Sentra GXE - Pearl Black
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10-19-2006, 10:57 AM
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I got another one. "You might be a Corvette owner if..............you refer to your car by bodystyle instead of year." ie. "I own a C5," not "I own a '98 Corvette."
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-C5 Chevy Corvette - Torch Red
-Gen 3 Pontiac Trans Am - Pearl Black
-B14 Nissan Sentra GXE - Pearl Black
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10-26-2006, 10:01 AM
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I would LOVE to choke the life out of these rubberheads who keep trying to water the road to make it grow.... 
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10-26-2006, 06:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Formula Outlaw
I would LOVE to choke the life out of these rubberheads who keep trying to water the road to make it grow.... |
OOOOHH YYEEAAA I gotta give you a "Hoot Hoot" for that one,,,, F'ing morons.........
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