ex girlfriend
 

GOT TO LOVE THIS WOMAN ! ! ! ! !

A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant,
and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her
drink as she sits alone at a nearby table.

The wife asks, "Do you know her ?"

"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-girlfriend.

I understand she took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago,
and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" says the wife,
"Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long ?"