Are you tired of telemarketers?
 

A friend sent this to me today and I lmao on this one!

http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/

:lmao: That's from the Bob and Tom show. There are a couple of those out there. Have you heard the one where he's invited to a presidential fund raiser? Funny, funny stuff, all of them!

:lmao: nice way to start the day, with a laugh that is!:rofl1:

Tired? Nah...I want them DEAD!:reddevil: :mad: :lmao:

I can't remember the last time I had one. We went cellular a few years ago and have never had a call. :thumbsup: I put the cell number on the national do not call list, too.

I like how Seinfeld dealt with it in one episode.

Jerry: Hello
TM: Blah, blah, blah.
Jerry: I'm sorry, I'm in the middle of something, can I call you back?
TM: I can't do that.
Jerry: How about if I call you at home?
TM: Uh.
Jerry: You don't like getting phone calls at home?
TM: No
Jerry: Now you know how I feel! Click.

I do not get telemarketers any more :cry:


At first I would get real mad and hang up but then I started having fun and they stopped calling me.

When they called me (did not matter if they were male,female,black, white, yellow or green)

1. Hi, I am not wearing any underwear
2. Are you wearing underwear?
3. What color?
4. I am actually standing here naked as you are talking to me.
5. What is your sexual preference?

They usually hang up by the third question. One lady told me I was nasty and she was putting me on the do not call list, I was pleading with her to please not do it, but she hung up on me. The nerve of some people!!!

I had a guy calling me to sell a time share, I told him I was a nudist and if offered any clothing optional resorts. He said no and continued trying to sell me. I told him I am not wearing any clothes as we speak and I will not wear any clothes at any of their resorts.

He said he could not help me...

Funny thing my doctor said the same thing to me?:-?

I had a person call my business line,

I answered with my business name.

They said "Is this Pizza Hut?"

Sure I said, Can I take your order.

They are still waiting for their Pizza....:)

I have one of those boat air horns that runs on compressed gas right here on the desk. :reddevil:

Speaking of horns, has anyone heard the horn on Greg's (Anti Venom) truck. :eek: Man, THAT is enough to wake the dead! Wish I could get it in bottled form....

Yes I have and Yes it is!:D