SOME WORDS OF WISDOM
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WISDOM - FROM THE MANUAL ------------ --------- --------- --------- ------ "If the enemy is in range, so are you." Infantry Journal ------------ --------- --------- --------- "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.." U.S. Air Force Manual ----------- --------- --------- --------- < "Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General MacArthur ------------ --------- --------- --------- "You, you, and you ... Panic. The rest of you, come with me." - U.S. Marine Corps Gunnery Sgt. ------ ------ --------- --------- --------- "Tracers work both ways." - U.S.. Army Ordnance ------------ --------- --------- --------- "Five second fuses only last three seconds." - Infantry Journal ------------ --------- --------- --------- "Any ship can be a minesweeper.. Once." ------------ --------- --------- --------- "Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do." - Unknown Marine Recruit ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- Clean it, if it's Dirty. Oil it, if it Squeaks. But: Don't Screw with it, if it Works! USAF Electronic Technician - Woo Hoo --------------------------------------------------------------- "If you see a bomb technician running, keep up with him." USAF - Ammo Troop ------------ --------- --------- --------- "Yea, Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death , I Shall Fear No Evil. For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing." ------------ --------- --------- --------- "You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3." - Paul F. Crickmore ( test pilot ) ------------ --------- --------- --------- A Navigator's Definition of Latitude & Longitude: Latitude is Where We are Lost, & Longitude is How Long We've been Lost There! USAF Navi-guesser - Woo Hoo --------------------------------------------------- "The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire." ------------ --------- --------- --------- "If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage, it's probably a helicopter -- however, it's probably unsafe in any case ....." ------------ --------- --------- --------- "When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash." ------------ --------- --------- --------- "Even with ammunition, the USAF is just another expensive flying club ." Unknown disgruntled Grunt ----------- --------- --------- --------- "What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots? If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies; If ATC screws up, ..... the pilot dies." ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- "Never trade luck for skill. ------------ --------- --------- --------- The three most common expressions (or famous last words), in aviation are: "Why is it doing that?" "Where are we?" And "Oh ****!" ----------- --------- --------- --------- " Airspeed, altitude and brains. Two out of three are needed to successfully complete the flight." ------------ --------- --------- --------- - "Mankind has a perfect record in aviation; We never left one up there!" ----------- --------- --------- --------- "Flying the airplane is more important than radioing your plight to a person on the ground incapable of understanding or doing anything about it." ------------ --------- --------- --------- "The Piper Cub is the safest airplane in the world; it can just barely kill you." - Attributed to Max Stanley, (Northrop test pilot) ------------ --------- --------- --------- "There is no reason to fly through a thunderstorm in peacetime." Sign over squadron ops desk at Davis-Monthan AFB, AZ, 1970 ------------ --------- --------- --------- "If something hasn't broken on your helicopter, it's about to." ------------ --------- --------- --------- "You know that your landing gear is up and locked when it takes FULL Power to taxi to the terminal." ------------ --------- --------- --------- As the test pilot climbs out of the experimental aircraft , having torn off the wings and tail in the crash landing, the crash truck arrives; the rescuer sees a bloodied pilot and asks, "What happened?" The pilot's reply: "I don 't know, I just got here myself!" |
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