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ynkedad 12-22-2006 06:23 PM

Another wife kills her husband .
 
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A woman walks in to a pharmacy and said she wanted to purchase
some cyanide.
The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need
cyanide?"
The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist's eyes got big, and he said, "Lord, have mercy.
I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law!
I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail, and all kinds
of bad things will happen! Absolutely not! You cannot have any
cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture
and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a
prescription.":D

2Vettes 12-22-2006 09:26 PM

:lmao:

SteveK 12-22-2006 11:00 PM

The blonde catches her husband in bed with another women. She grab the gun, points it at her own head and says that she can't take it anymore. Her husband pleads with her not to do it. She looks at him and says, Shut up your next! :lmao:

ynkedad 12-22-2006 11:06 PM

Took a bit...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveK
points it at her head

**points it at her OWN head:bigear:

:lmao: But, finally got it!:thumbsup: :dancer01:


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