AS! Ya slide down the banister of life, remember!....
1. Jim Baker & Jimmy Swaggert have written
An Impressive new book. It's called.....'Ministers Do More Than Lay People;
2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink & be Mary.
3. The difference between the Pope & Your boss, the Pope only expects ya ta kiss his ring.
4.My mind works like lightning, One brilliant Flash & it's gone.
5. The only time the world beats a path ta ya door is if your in the bathroom.
6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The d**n seat folded up, the drink spilled & That Ice, WELL, it really chilled the mood.
7. It used to be only death & taxes Were inevitable Now, of course, there's Shipping & handling, too.
8. A husband is someone who, after takin the trash out, gives the impression that He just cleaned the whole house.
9.My next house will have...... NO..... kitchen-just vending machines & a Large trash can.
.......ENJOY........from the desk of the PHANTOM!!!!!!
Banister of LIFE
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