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Unread 03-04-2007, 11:13 AM   #1
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Texas Poll.

Thought you might not have seen this poll, but that you might be interested.

The latest poll taken by the office of the Governor of Texas asked whether
people who live in Texas think illegal immigration is a serious problem:

35% of respondents answered: "Yes, it is a serious problem."

65% of respondents answered: "No es una problema serio."
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Unread 03-04-2007, 05:30 PM   #2
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Unread 03-04-2007, 07:19 PM   #3
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A guy drives home from a hard day at work and finds his fiancee sitting at the dining room table crying. He walks over to her and asks her what's wrong.

She continues to cry and in between the sobs says "Nothing!"

He says to her "You don't need to cry! just tell me what's bothering you,"

She continues to cry and says again "Nothing!"

He says to her " You can tell me and then we can work it out together. Now come on and let me know what's got you so sad."

She looks at him and sobbingly says "I can't marry you!"

He says "Why not?"

She says "Because I just found out that you are a pedophile!"

He says "Pedophile! My, that's such a big word for an 8 year old............."
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She says "Because I just found out that you are a pedophile!"
He says "Pedophile! My, that's such a big word for an 8 year old............."
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