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The parking ticket

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The other day I went downtown to run a few errands.
I went into the local coffee shop for a snack. I was only
there for about 5
minutes. When I came out, there was this cop writing out a
parking
ticket.

I said to him, ' Come on, man, how about giving a
retired person a break ' ?

He ignored me and continued writing
the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a
' PIG. '

He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for
having worn tires.

So I proceeded to call him a ' doughnut
eating NAZI. ' He finished the second ticket and put it on
the windshield with
the first.

Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a
' moron in blue ' .

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more
I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I
didn ' t really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car
that he was putting
the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that said,
' Obama
' 08. '

I try to have a little fun each day now that I ' m
retired.

The doctor tells me that it ' s important for my health!


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