A farmer had been thoroughly taken many times by a certain car dealer in town. One day, the dealer told the farmer he'd like to come out to the farm and see about buying a cow.
The farmer told him to come on out, then attached the following price information to one of the cows:
Basic Cow $500
Two tone exterior 45
Extra Stomachs 75
Straw Chopper 120
Four Spigots 40
Cowhide Upholstery 125
Automatic Flyswatter 38
Fertilizer Attachment 185
Total: $1,128
